(To the tune of ‘Row Row Row Your Boat’)
Blink blink blink your eyes
While you watch the screen
Verily verily verily verily
‘Restless’ is but a dream
Not bad, huh?
WAIT! Please don’t leave! I promise I’ll stop….
It’s just that it’s true, right? Most of the episode—the last one of the fourth season of Buffy—takes place in dreams. And the song is about a dream. And sometimes I have dreams where someone sings the wrong words to a song I know. So I thought it’d be a good way to start. I mean, the first sentence is always the hardest, so I thought I’d try a song, just for something different, y’know? But I get it. I don’t have the greatest voice. That’s okay. I’ll stop.
Joss Whedon, he’s got a good voice. It’s a little low and gravelly, but in a nice way. Sometimes I think he’s got a bit of a lisp. I dunno why, but it makes me trust him. I know that’s silly, though. I heard about this other guy with a lisp—a big guy—and his job used to be beating people up, and he bit the ear off one of those guys, and that guy was just as big as he was! I don’t think I could trust a guy who bites off people’s ears….
Anyway, Joss, he’s pretty smart. Continue reading